Signs of the Zodiac Changing a Light Bulb
How many members of your Zodiac sign does it take to change a light bulb?
Aries – Just one. With my teeth. You want to make something of it, buster?
Taurus – One, but just try to convince them that the burned out light bulb is useless and needs changing.
Gemini – Two, but the job never gets done. They just keep endlessly chatting with each other as to who is supposed to do it and how it should be done.
Cancer – Just one, but it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process involved in actually throwing the light bulb away.
Leo – Are you crazy? Leo’s don’t change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they’re out.
Virgo – Approximately 1.000000, with an error of +/ – one millionth.
Libra – Er, two, or maybe one. No, on second thoughts make that two. Is that ok with you?
Scorpio – I’ll have you know that information is strictly secret and shared only with the enlightened ones in the star chamber of the ancient hierarchical order.
Sagittarius – Look! The sun is shining, we’re young, and we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us; and here you are worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?
Capricorn – Frankly, I don’t have time to waste on these childish jokes and pranks.
Aquarius – Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, the universe is constantly expanding, so…
Pisces – Light bulb? What lightbulb?
